*** I think my cousin's been a hearse driver too long--he's been complaining, "Those backseat drivers just won't shut up!"
*** Because I drank too much Ovaltine when I was younger I was an Oval teen!
*** It's easy shopping for a psychic---the size is always medium".
*** If walls could talk... why, I bet it would look just like Alex Trebek.
*** I think it's taking septuagenarian Johnny Mathis time to officially exit the closet. I did notice in a recent concert though he sang "Me and Mister Jones". Baby steps.
*** Well, comedic actor extraordinaire, Charlie Sheen, was charged with spousal abuse---I guess we know who's the half-a-man on his hit show.
Speaking of which unspeakable, shouldn't he also be charged with mental abuse of the audience?
*** I read that James Cameron is planning a sequel to Avatar in which the ex-marine is charged with alienation of affections.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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