I've No Business in Show Business

*** I’ve contacted a demolition team. The shrink told me I have set up an outer wall to defend my inner edifices.

*** The artist wife is becoming annoyed with a few of my more crude philistine responses. She was rhapsodizing yesterday on the transcendent pleasures to be derived from just one perfect stroke.
I said, “ Oh, do I know what you mean!!.

*** Remember that old TV ad song, “Nothin’ says lovin’ like a bun in the oven” or somethin' like that...??

*** Those Shakespeare tragedies always end the same---a stage littered with corpses and someone facing serious littering charges.

*** That company, PublishAmerica---I’m starting to think it’s literally true!!

*** The wife said the Romance has gone out of our lives. I said, "Whatdya mean? I still watch Pretty Woman with ya!!"

*** Tricky Dick may have done a lot of bad things as president, but also remember he opened up US relations with China.
Okay, now I know why there’s there’s a prominent portait of him hanging in every Wal-Mart bigwig’s office.

*** I read of a serial killer investigation in Ohio where one key piece of evidence is that the last thing the killer’ victims said to him was “Get a life!!”

*** That recent cute incident at a ballpark where a man caught a foul ball and gave it to his little daughter, who quickly threw it back on the field--- during the media-covered aftermath, the father said he thinks he set his daughter right, “You only do that if the other team hits it, darling.”