*** I’ll say this for Uncle Shlomo---he always recognizes a business opportunity---he just opened a store aimed at the Cougar market--his ad: “Boy Toy Toys ‘R’ Us---and ladies , check out our line of industrial strength cosmetics!”
*** My publisher, Flybinyte, says my book is bound to be an underground classic---already they say, 100 copies have been used for landfill.
*** There’s a time I believe , to get off the ‘pity pot’---If I can’t afford the stuff, I have to stop taking advantage of friends’ generosity.
*** Okay, at that gig for a convention of Clearasil executives---Probably not a good idea to open with “Pimples…People Who Need Pimples”!
*** I spend so much time talking to people on Facebook, I have no time for a social life.
*** Alas, Poor Yorick, you may have killed 'em at the palace, but you're sure decaying here. Numbskull!
*** Well, I’m packing. Someone told me about an opening for a census worker in rural Kentucky---gotta good feelin' about this one!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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