*** Bank Stress Tests?? Poor babies!--- are they stressed about running out of money to steal??
*** Now there’s a video tape catching that congressman having an affair with a lobbyist---She keeps saying, “Oh God!!”— among other things, this is apparently raising church/state separation issue.
*** Yet another discouragement for aspiring actress, cousin Ariel---one producer said, “You have range---now stay behind it and keep cooking!!”
*** Class act that Kanye West---after presenting Taylor Swift with the Best Music Video award, he grabs mic from her and tells everyone that Beyonce should have won!!
“I guess being a presenter at the Nobel Awards is off the table now”, said his spokesman.
*** I heard some nut put in a patent claiming to have built a car that runs on a different kind of Fossil Fuel---his grandfather’s urine.
*** Okay, so Leno has gone from a desk to a chair--- did I hear someone say “symbolism”?
*** Reports are that Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin got into a hair-pulling womano-a-womano over whether Obama was a Nazi or he was a Communist.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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