Twixt 12 and 20--- with chance of parole at 14.

** My gay cousin's father was always very intolerant and derisive. He called his son "The Fruit of my loins!"

*** I've always been politically incorrect---probably why I always failed Social
Studies in school.

*** I mean come on now!! Actress Linda Hunt has her own porn site!!

*** "Give me some men who are stout-hearted men and
I'll show you guys who need to get to a cardiologist
real quick!!"


*** I read Sarah Palin may be getting her own radio talk show to be titled 'You Betcha!' Life!

*** They say Beethoven was so tirelessly devoted to his music that he'd keep a bedpan near the piano.
Of course, that is why it is said that as a composer no one could come near him.

*** I am a piano composer of some note. I know I'm supposed to hit some note, but not sure which one. No, I once played before the Crowned Heads of my grandfather.

*** Our sex life is dwindling. The only time my wife and I reach for each other's erogenous zones is because that's where the remote is.

*** I never work blue---it's my audience that leaves that way.