It's All and Nothing

Krishna Morty is humbly grateful to Derek Taylor Shayne for exposing me yesterday---I mean on his blog---the other's another story and a very unpleasant one at that!
But to be Sirius Radio, DTS has been a faithful acolyte. (though he prefers Bud Light)and a man of whom I can truly say tries to form a oneness with every other man he sees.
Nah, but I kid his "alternative lifestyle"---why some of my best interior decorators are friends.
It may be a surprise for you to learn that according to the ancient Wisdom of the East, a homosexual is revered as being a more highly evolved soul, as he or she embodies the significant integration of the male and female duality that is the essence of the great big life force thing.
For much the same reason, gays are revered according to Native-American spiritual concepts. I mean c'mon now, who do you think came up with war paint?
Feathers on your hat?? Gimme a break!!
And how 'bout those short-short loin cloths? Case Closed!
But back to my brother in spirits..er...spirit, Derek Taylor Shayne.
He's the kind of person who always gives of himself and almost never asks for a receipt! He wants to help the young.
There's not a day that he's not out there recruiting young men with the promise of making movies, while also being given the chance to display their well-toned physiques. nah, but I poke fun---as often as possible!
And lets talk about his movies---nah, lets not!
I think you can all agree with me that as a creator of comedy he knows no equals---superiors, yes! Equals no!
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "failure"--- that's why he barely passed high school.

Krishna Morty begs you and Derek Taylor Shayne's forgiveness, as I've been watching too many comedy roasts lately!
I will say Ten Hail Shivas. (followed by 10 Hail Chevas).
Again, may a thousand blessings descend on the head of Derek Taylor Shayne and remain unstained by hair dye.
He has, most importantly, given a forum for the evolutionary ideas of Krishna Morty.
Unfortunately, nothing funny has happened so far on the way to this forum!
However it is serendipitous that the DA's office has preferred not to press charges!

Namaste!! ( said this once to hot dog vendor and he thought I said "No mustard!")