Peasant Valley Sunday, Revisited

*** I bought one of those relaxation CD's "Quiet Moods"--the disk was blank!

* Another CD caused me to look askance:"Beethoven and Mozart Favorites---by the Original Artists"

*** Health Dept. again busted our local bistro---they were sticking used toothpicks in their Reuben sandwiches.

Their chicken is tough. I bit into one and he pecked back at me.

*** My weight tends to flucuate---I usually can't remember what the fluc-I ate!

*** After being attacked by some 5 nuclear missiles, the China Sea has declared war on North Korea.

*** The wife is not happy with the frequency of our lovemaking---she says I've gone from A M to F M.

*** Sarah Palin has revealed her real reason for resigning the governorship was so she could compete in the Peggy Hill Lookalike Contest.

*** Since his death, Michael Jackson's CD's have been flying off the shelves---paranormal investigators are being called in.