Here's Carnie!!

In response to recent passing of Ed McMahon, Krishna Morty would like to take this occasion to pay tribute to his great teacher and master, Carnac the Magnificent.

Here we present a recently channeled exchange between McMahon and the great Carnac:


*** "Crossing Jordan" (crossing Jordan!!)
--What did that basketball superstar's mom call her book about walking him to school when he was a child?

*** "Lonesome Dove" (Lonesome Dove!")
-- What do you call peace activist living in North Florida?

*** Christian Slater! (Christian Slater!)
--Who came first, the Jews or the Christians?

*** Sis...Boom ... BAH! (Sis Boom BAH!)
--describe the sound of a sheep being blown up with TNT!

*** Single-Payer Health Care! (Single-Payer Health Care!)
-- In what denomination did my boss give me money to see a doctor?

*** Dakota Fanning! (Dakota Fanning!)
-- What do they call a strike-out in Fargo?

*** Heave Ho!! (Heave Ho!!)
-- what would you tell a hooker who just took an overdose of pills?

*** Smelling Salts! (Smelling Salts!)
-- What do you call sailors badly in need of showers?

*** Screen Actors Guild!! (Screen Actors Guild!)
-- What would some producers like to see happen to screen actors?

*** Boss Tweed (Boss Tweed!)
-- how might you compliment someone wearing that material?

*** Piggly Wiggly! (Piggly Wiggly!)
-- describe Kermit's wedding night.


*** Bernie Madoff, Emeril, George Bush! (Bernie Madoff, Emeril, George Bush!)
--Name a crook, a cook and a shnook!!!