*** I read several evangelists' wives are forming a hair company selling accessories for Christian wives: Holy Rollers.
*** There is apparently no truth to the rumor that distant descendents of John Merrick, the Elephant Man, have made an offer to buy Michael Jackson's body.
*** One cynical journalist called Jackson's Moonwalk, "One backward step for a man---One giant backward step for mankind."
*** I love Courtroom TV---on the Judge Hatchett Show they took the case to a higher court: Judge Judy!"
*** I once went out with a girl who had a violent past---her favorite poet was Bonnie Parker.
*** I happened to think that black bank president is a creditor to his race.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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