*** They contacted Mr. Blackwell during a seance and according to
reports he said the Angels' clothing is "so 1990's" and God "looks
like he got his clothing at a K-Mart bargain basement!"
*** As a city boy, I'm no camper---when I have to answer nature's
call in the woods I insist upon 3-Ply leaves.
*** How 'bout these cemetery crooks digging up coffins and
re-selling the plots as new??--- gives a whole new meeting to body double. If this continues they'll stop calling it your "final resting place" and re-name it your reststop place.
*** The elected Honduran president is asking for U.S. help against the military dictators who overthrew him. Boy, some people never learn from history!
*** Re: Michael Jackson's solid gold coffin---why do I have the feeling I'm gonna see it hangin' around some real big ghetto dude's neck in the near future?
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
1 comment:
K-Mart sells long flowing white robes?
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