Thursday, June 18, 2009

God Bless the Child Who's Got His Phone

*** I oughta go see the Pope. I really need an audience.

*** I'm so sorry I missed actress cousin Ariel's One-Woman Show before it closed. It was an artistic success and it's too bad there was only one woman in the audience.

*** I told my wife that if I can make just one person laugh, than my life will have been worthwhile--she said, "Well, I hope it happens someday!"

*** If an Indian rents a teepee, does he get moonly payments?

*** I live life on he butter-knife edge.

*** My wife always consoles me when I've been beating myself up---she says, "That's my job!"

*** My chiropractor said that from hunching over the computer I've developed a floppy disk

*** A guy offered me a tailless cat I said "No manx!"

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