Slim Pickings

*** Shrink said I was full of contradictions---I shouted, "I AM NOT!"

*** "Marcel Marceau's personal items go up for auction" (AP)--- large invisible box commands $500,000.

*** I tried to reinvent myself but the patent was denied.

*** Years ago Keith Richards had all his drug-filled blood transfused from his body and replaced---I guess you can get blood from a Stone.