Everywhere I Go, You Know, EGO!

*** People must reach a cosmic level of awareness.
When people say, "Krishna Morty, you appear to be gaining weight!"
I laugh at them and say. "Don't you know the universe is expanding?--Is Krishna Morty, like all of us, not part of the universe? Now get lost!"

*** In response to many queries: No , it is not acceptable to twitter OHM while meditating.

*** That I was acting as the manifestation of the all-embracing fell on deaf ears when I was arrested for sexual harrassment.

*** To be judgmental is not the way of the Dharma---Thus , I feel sorrow and empathy for the poor man in the black robe who sent me to the can for 30 days.

*** In honor of Mothers Day, our children, Buzz, Chip and Chuckie and I are taking their mother, Sylviadayenta to the Outback for dinner.
.We pray she cannot find her way back home from Australia.

*** Every person that comes into your life is an agent of your karma---I foresaw bad karma when an agent from the Drug Enforcement Department came around my door.

*** I am often asked about the advisabiliy of using drugs like marijuana, hashish or peyote to reach a higher state of bliss consciousness.
I answer, "The levels of awareness attained from using these substances, are no more than a foretaste of what should and can be achieved naturally"---but who the hell's got the time, yunno?

*** Yoga is very helpful in revitalizing and stimulating the body and restoring the feelings and yearnings of youth. For this purpose Krishna Morty watches "Health Through Yoga" at 8:30 every morning---three babes in leotards getting in weird positions. Hootchy Mama!!

*** Reincarnation can be a wondrous thing. I know of one guru---a man of great wealth as well as having the power to not only know his past lives, but what his future lives will be. He had his lawyers draw up a will in which he leaves his money to himself