Thursday, April 30, 2009

Bring Me Microbe and Slippers

*** We went to a real Western steak joint yesterday. The waiter asked if I wanted a side saddle with my entree. I mean, you could still see the brand on the steak.

*** When I saw that low-flying jet liner over New York, I thought, "What? They're making a film about Captain Sullenberger already?!"

*** My creditors always call me collect.

*** One of my creditors offered me a settlement. It's in Darfur.

*** Comedienne Bea Arthur died a few days ago---God will get her for that!

*** Once again I reiterate that I'm a gentle man who loves due process---however, that annoying woman on tne Progressive Insurance ads must have her hair set afire and the flames beaten out with a mallet.

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