*** We went to a real Western steak joint yesterday. The waiter asked if I wanted a side saddle with my entree. I mean, you could still see the brand on the steak.
*** When I saw that low-flying jet liner over New York, I thought, "What? They're making a film about Captain Sullenberger already?!"
*** My creditors always call me collect.
*** One of my creditors offered me a settlement. It's in Darfur.
*** Comedienne Bea Arthur died a few days ago---God will get her for that!
*** Once again I reiterate that I'm a gentle man who loves due process---however, that annoying woman on tne Progressive Insurance ads must have her hair set afire and the flames beaten out with a mallet.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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