*** Did they call volunteers who went to exotic lands to teach people how to speak English, Dictionaries?
*** I saw a shocking documentary about a gay man obsessed with kinky sex. It was called, "Toys in the Addict".
*** I've always enjoyed that volcano love song, "Lava Come Back to Me".
*** When will William Lundigan get HIS Lifetime Achievement Award from the Academy?
*** People keep telling me to keep my chin up. I was lousy at chin up's in P.E.
*** My grandfather told me he ate at the Brown Derby in Hollywood. Big deal---he and a bunch of other hoboes passed around a hat full of food.
*** The only trouble with having 'God as my witness' is that He's almost impossible to subpoena.
*** I hear theres's a new law enforcement show coming on, "CSI:Washington"--in the first episode they put police tape around the entire Capitol Building.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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