Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Of Thieves I Sing

*** It was cute how my father and mother met. He was a janitor and she said he swept her off her feet.

*** Our marriage is really going downhill. I hear more moans and groans from my wife when I tell her jokes than when we make love.

*** When I saw all of my sisters quilts, tapestries, embroideries and other needlework, I told her she was very prolific. She said, "Uh uh. I'm pro-choice!"

*** Didn't they already make a film about Obama's appointees, "The Usual Suspects"??

*** As for Obama's promise to bring "change" to Washington, well, those lobbyists will bring plenty of it.

*** I had to laugh when I read about a politician trying to join "Promise Keepers".

*** Reports are that the woman who had 8 babies hired an octopus as a nanny.I hope she's not planning to breast feed. It'll be kinda sad to see babies picking numbers out of a hat.

*** When I boasted I had a very fertile imagination, my wife said, "Well, it's clear that you're full of fertilizer!"

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