Cal CUT ta!---Okay, that's a take!!

*** I save money to donate to animal rights groups. I call it my PETA bread.

*** Well, it won't be long until I'm gainfully employed making bread, rolls, pastries and cakes---someone said something about some action to make me a Baker.

*** Basketball great Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with 10,000 women---made me re-think about what his nickname,"The Stilt" was referring to.

*** Netanyahu huh? I thought they were talking about cyberspace.

*** I read a sort of tragic bio of a comedy team that broke up because the set-up man became an alcoholic---yeah, he couldn't talk a straight line.

*** I saw a bunch of hookers on a corner---they were all dressed in fashionable sports clothing---I asked one how come they weren't dressed like hookers . She said, "Oh, today's casual Friday!"

*** Hugh Jackman, host of the Oscars , showed himself to be an accomplished song and dance man. Unfortunately, the rest of the show was the same old song and dance.

*** I wouldn't say the thing ran long into the night but Colin Ferguson won Best Actor.

*** Although they're going to a porno film theater, I know the patrons experience many touching moments.