Super Sabado

*** My sister's on an all hot dog diet. I asked her how much she lost. She said "I'm not sure" I said , "give me your Ballpark figure!"

*** The music business is hurting too. I read an item, "New Kids on the Chopping Block".

*** I was surprised to find that my 16-year-old car has that feature that auomatically shuts off the headlights if you forgetfully leave them on. Unfortunately, with my car it takes about three hours to shut them off and then I can't start the damn thing!

*** More bad omens for my marriage---last night before making love my wife said, "Will the defendant please rise!"

*** I read about a case being thrown out of court because the judge and lawyer talked in the men's room. It was described as an ex potte' communication.

*** It's an astounding coincidence on those TV legal shows that the jury always comes in with the verdict at 7 minutes to the hour!!

*** I tried writing a song. The chorus and verse were good, but too many words caused the bridge to collapse.

*** I read about this would-be playwright couple who couldn't achieve conception so they decided to adapt.