*** Okay, I've listened to some "Alternative Music"--actually, I think the alternative IS music!
*** To avoid sounding like on an old fart, I leave the room for a moment.
*** A veteran comic took me aside and gave me valuable advice, "Try working funny!"
*** I told my sister that we thought our dog had distemper---she said, "Try Anger Management!"
*** My wife said I was losing my memory. I said, "Listen, whoever you are, you're dead wrong!!"
*** A friend of mine thinks he's the world's greatest travel agent---personally I consider him a journeyman.
*** My son's getting his education from the University of Phoenix--Online. He's frustrated 'cause he can't find a fraternity to join.
*** Pervert's love song--"I Only Have Eyes for Ewes"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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