*** My computer's gettin' awful haughty---It flashed a message that I was low on memory!
*** I recently turned 61 so I'm inviting everyone to my Sweet Sixteen party.
*** Yeah, I'm gettin' on---I remember when there were only four bowl games and they were all held on New Year's Day. Now there's count 'em, 33 BOWL GAMES!!
And I wouldn't say they've gone corporate, but they include the "Papa John's Bowl", The "Chick-fil-A Bowl", the "Outback Bowl", "The Meineke Car Care Bowl", "The Motor City Bowl" (shouldn't that be the "Begging Bowl"?), "The GMAC BOWL", "The Bed, Bath and Beyond Bowl", "The Chuck E. Cheese Bowl", "The Whataburger Bowl", "The Don Carter Bowling Lanes Bowl" and "The Cafe Risque Adult Films and Toys Bowl".
I mean, are there any colleges that DON'T make it to a bowl game??
Among the teams to be seen over the next week or so are, the Oklahoma Sooners vs.the Univ. of Florida Laters, The Texas Longhorns vs. The Texas Shorthorns, Texas A&M vs. Texas P&M, Ole Miss vs. Ole Mister, The Alabama Crimson Tide vs. The Rhode Island Blue Cheer, The Ohio Buckeyes vs. The Kansas Buckteeth, The University of Phoenix Online vs. The Bill Gates Geeks, William and Mary vs. Regis and Kelly, Denver Dental College vs. the Virginia Veterinarians, Georgia Tech vs. Bombay Support Tech, Temple vs. Cathedral, Florida Atlantic vs. South Pacific, the Connecticut Insurance Adjusters vs. the Buffalo Chips, and last, but certainly not least, Wake Forest vs.Sleepy Hollow
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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