SO WHAT'S NEWS?
"Could starting school an hour later help teens concentrate?"---sure, that'll give 'em an extra hour to play Grand Theft Auto before they take on their studies.(At my old school they played it for real.)
•"Santa receives $115 ticket for double parking while delivering toys"---In addition, one of the reindeer with a red nose was cited for DUI.
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*** Already conspiracy buffs are claiming there was a second shoe thrower at the Baghdad press conference.
*** I read that book considered required for all aspiring writers ""The Elements of Style". I realized I was out of my element!
*** My son is so easily suckered. He gave a guy $5,000 to go into business together selling TV Rabbit Ear Antennae.
*** As we were buying tickets to see "The Day the Earth Stood Still" I asked the box office lady what the running time of the film was. She said "14 seconds." "The film's only 14 seconds long??, I asked, incredulous.. "No," she said, "You only have 14 seconds to run before it starts!!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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