*** I was waxing philosophical with my wife as to why, if it's socially permissible for females to kiss one another and comment on the the beauty, or lack thereof, of any given celebrity of their own sex, why should it not also be permissible for a heterosexual male to do so in regard to his own sex.
Man, what a hell of a way to find out my wife has Pat Robertson on speed-dial!
*** The recently fired Detroit Lions Pass Receiver Coach said he was just having trouble making ends meet.
*** As a a Jew, I think it's only fair that if colleges are going to have Lacrosse teams, they should also have Lastarre of David teams!!
*** I guess I raised my cousin's expectations too high when I told him my Christmas present would be something really "over-the-top"---he was so crestfallen when I gave him that Budweiser sports cap.
*** No one bought my dipsomaniacal uncle's excuse for falling off the wagon that he was a newly graduated entomologist and was studying barflies.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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