*** Critics seem to be shaken, but not stirred by the new James Bond flick.
*** No, "Quantum of Solace" is being called a classic mystery---namely involving what the hell the title means.
*** My boss said I've been slacking off at work---okay, I took my slacks off one time!
*** I once worked for an ambidextrous boss---I was his right hand man and his left hand man.
*** I was booked into an Arizona comedy club and bombed. They told me I had no sense of Yuma.
*** My wife talks so much that when I take her to the beach her tongue gets sunburned.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
1 comment:
"Shaken but not stirred..."
Are you trying to whip something up?
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