*** Those Croc shoes look like the perfect footwear for someone who's constantly shooting himself in the foot!
*** Analysts say that Obama is like to take the "Swing states", while McCain will fare better in the "Waltz states."
*** I wonder if actress Lee Grant is a Civil War buff.
*** Critics might be considered nocturnal creatures--they're eternally knocking!
*** Kinda proud of my golf game. I usually play in the 80's--if it gets any hotter than that, I leave.
*** Again, I'm all in favor of the Bill of Rights and due process. However the guys who wrote and sang "The Bright Elusive Butterfly of Love" need to be waterboarded.
*** Negotiations are underway for Ted Danson to reprise his Dr. Becker character, and team up with Dr. House for a new show to be titled, "Mad About Everything!"
*** If the economy continues to fall, the country's next big show will be called "American Idle".
*** Okay, I've about had it with this Michael Phelps guy---okay, he can swim fast!---so can a a tuna! And now he's a babe magnet??! I mean, I'm no Antonio Banderas, but this guy---if he wasn't able to swim fast--- couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse carrying a bag of bananas!
*** Street magician David Blaine has announced his next stunt: he will attempt to go three months without any unwarranted public attention whatsoever.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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