*** "Oldest footprints on Earth discovered (AP)"---and they match John McCain's shoeprints!
*** Is it just me or did McCain look like he needed to take time-out during the debate to change his Depends? Maybe he was just doing a Tim Conway's old man impression. I half expected him to call to one of his aides for his walker!
*** Instead of ringing the bell at Stock Exchange in the morning they should be playing Taps.
*** The Obama camp claims that McCain has voted with George Bush 90% of the time---what's the matter, can't he find the poll by himself?
*** The McCain-Palin ticket is being called "Winkin', Blinkin' and Nod"--- she's winkin', he's blinkin' and they make you want to nod!
*** My cousin works at the Stock Exchange---he's always shouting, frantically waving pieces of paper in the air, and generally acting like a lunatic---and then he goes to work!
*** This economy is starting to hit home---at a restaurant yesterday we had to order Sub-Prime Rib!!
*** Instead of ringing the bell at Stock Exchange in the morning, they should be playing Taps.
*** I'm starting to wonder about my friend's character---he showed me pictures of his girlfriends---they were all cut out from milk cartons!
*** I saw a girl whom I suspected might be lost or a runaway---but she said her name wasn't Amber.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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News flash: Tim Conway doesn't have to do an old man impression anymore.
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