*** I had to give up alphabet soup---I was either inconsonant or unable to move my vowels!
*** A film about the last monarch of Scotland, Alexander III, is titled, oddly enough, "The Last Dictator of Uganda"!
*** After all the discussion by the candidiates about what they would do for "Joe the Plumber", Joe the Bartender, Joe Friday, Broadway Joe Namath, G.I. Joe, Joe Bazooka, and A Guy Named Joe filed a class action suit against Obama and McCain for arbitrarily disenfranchising them. Joe Sixpack, who has been well represented by Sarah Palin, chose not to join in the legal action.
*** A Merril Lynch CEO landed in a manager job at Wendy's after his Golden Parachute failed to open.
*** When criticized by Bill Moyers for covering presidential debates as if they were sporting events, the presidents of CNN, MSNBC and FOX responded respectively, "A low blow!", "a Bush League attack" and a "flagrant foul!!"
*** Malcolm X---I could never understand what all the fuss was about a guy who couldn't spell his last name!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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McCain and Obama are being critized by the gay community for not mentioning Joe Blow
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