*** I've been diagnosed as a comic-depressive.
*** Also as an Obsessive-Repulsive.
*** Beneath this jocular exterior there is a person laughing his ass off!---but, behind him is a guy whose life is a day at the beach---Omaha Beach!!
*** I wouldn't say that I've been to a lot of therapists in my life, but I still can't break the habit of lying down on people's couches when I first come in their house.
*** The one thing I learned from all those mental help mavens was, "It's all in your head!! Yeah, thanks---oh well, I guess I didn't need all those Benjamins for a rainy day!!
*** Meditation helps---just this morning I had a moment of sheer bliss and ecstasy in a place beyond time and space. Oh, wait, I'm sorry--- that was right after I ...er... nevermind..
*** I also do yoga. It's given my body so much elasticity that when I got bounced from my job, I bounced!!
*** Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or cry (a little known psychological syndrome.)That's may be why I'm not a favorite at funerals. Or at TV sitcom tapings.
*** I recently went into group therapy. I didn't realize the zeitgest had changed psychiatry over the years. They voted me out of the group!
*** But my wife said to me, "Darling, you know you're not as driven as you used to be!"
I thanked her for the compliment. She said, "Thanks, nothing!! Go out and get a job you schmuck!!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
Thank goodness I don't have that problem of not knowing when to laugh or cry.
When I read your blog, I always cry.
Thank you...no, wait a minute...huh?
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