*** New store just opened in town---sells hassocks. It's called The Ottoman Empire.
*** The NSA and Mapquest have forged an alliance. Now, not only can they monitor your comings and goings, but can supply the quickest way to get there.
*** A little cinema trivia: when Oliver Hardy and Alan Hale co-starred in "Zenobia," they were billed as "Hale and Hardy."
*** Bob Saget's comedy is an acquired taste. Once you acquire taste you hate him.
*** Boy, was I crestfallen when people told me it was Sarah, not MICHAEL, Palin who was McCain's choice!
*** I bought a used VHS copy of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". It wouldn't play. When I brought it back the salesman said it was probably warped by time.
*** My wife accused me of faking my orgasms.
*** I wouldn't say Joe Biden may have sinister intentions, but I read his I-Pod contains 15 songs---each a separate rendition of "I'm Just Bidin' My Time".
*** John McCain proudly accepted the nomination of his party.
"Really, my friends, who couldn't use an eighth house?" the candidate was quoted.
*** An anti-Obama group, slyly disguised as one that opposes both candidates, has posted on its website, "Pick a Ninny!!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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