*** Since I hadn't had one comment on by blog in five days, I asked the blogmaster if there was a malfunction of some sort. He said "no comment"!
*** "Woman sues for right to massage horses"---I think I saw something of that sort in Tijuana some years back!
*** President Bush was shown holding an American flag backwards at the Olympics---what's that they say about one picture saying a thousand words?
*** I'm all for same-sex marriages---I just don't feel at all comfortable trying new positions.
*** At the place I work they have "Zero Tolerance" for drugs---I mean most of them are on the floor after two puffs!
*** I was proud to hear that there was an anchorman in my family history, until I found out some '20's bootleggers encased his legs in lead and threw him overboard attached to a chain!
*** My blond sister came running into the house one day urgently asking if we had any wind instruments. I said no.
She said, "Damn, there's a car on sale down the street, '$2,000 or OBO'!"
*** With the mania for reality shows where families trade wives, dads, babies, etc., there's a new one scheduled for the fall. From Washington, D.C. "Politician Wife-- Mistress Swap", where for one month the mistress must dress decorously and patch a strained smile on her face as she attends events, fund-raisers and performs good deeds; while, the wife, gets to have all the illicit thrills, naughty trysts and wild sex that her husband saves for that special someone.
**Politics makes estranged bedfellows.
*** I'm trying to teach my dog to do tricks, but he has the hardest time hiding that Ace of Spades!
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The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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