*** For a mime, many a truth is told in gesture.
*** While I'm not particularly afraid of flying, I wish they would change the name of the departure place from "terminal."
*** The wise guy wife beater in my town told the police, "Them ain't bruises on her arms, them's abstract expressionist tattoos!!"
*** I'm starting to believe that "Larry King Live" is bordering uncomfortably on being an oxymoron.
*** Just got back to Brooklyn---what the hell happened to the Dodgers?
*** My great grandfather was no genius---in the Civil war he fought for the West!!
*** My son's a real computer wiz---I asked him to repair mine and he whizzed on it!
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The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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