Direct from Heaven, Bob Hope

Nah, I'll tell ya, ain't that Obama somethin'? He took more hits than a pinata at Ricardo Montalban's birthday party......Still, everyone knew he was gonna win, but apparently nobody told Hillary......I wouldn't say Hillary was in denial, but she already arranged to change the White House locks on Bill's little makeout rooms........Nah, but Hillary took it like a man!.......why not, she already had their pants on......There was a little reported testiness though---word is her campaign staff came under heavy sniper fire.......And she was on her pity pot for awhile, "After all I've done with Bill--brought peace to Ireland and the Middle East--- Al Gore may have invented the Internet, but I invented the Intern-Net....!"
Nah, but word is that she's interested in the Vice-Presidency-----asking Obama to be his VP---that's kinda like when Sears asked Roebuck if his name can go first......They say Bill's not too happy to have Hillary be vice-president...that'll make TWO people to get by to run the White House.......Report is Obama's a little wary of Hillary----especially when he heard her proposed Secret Service name was Lady MacBeth......Word is he's thinking of John Edwards, but is concerned his haircut is not as butch as Hillary's.......
And John McCain was about to send a congratulations letter to Clinton, but Joe Lieberman reminded him that Obama won.......
Nah, I wouldn't say McCain's a little out of touch, but he still thinks Britney Spears is an item on a London menu......thank you, thank you very much and brush with Pepsodent.