American Quotidian Philosophy and Humor

...guess what I'm tryin to say is--you might find it hard to believe by lookin' at me now---- (Oh, if these people only knew how hard it is for ME to believe looking at me now!)--but what goes around comes around----I'm hangin' in there----different day, same shit---- (but, not according to my bowel movement obsessed Uncle Schlemmie)but it could be worse----god closes a door and opens a window---(My Uncle Bernie closed the door on my foot and opened up a Deli Window!- the goniff!!!!!) ---but, que sera, sera----whatever will be, will be----(hey remember that movie The Wilby Conspiracy---Michael Caine, Sidney Poitier---really good flick---no one knows it,) but anyway....shit happens.... time flies...(mine doesn't seem to be just flying, it's taking the Space Shuttle!---I mean it seems like almost yesterday when I was staggering around akwardly, toothless, my pants soiled and wet----okay, bad example!!)----but, who died and made him king?... (frustrating, to this day I haven't gotten answer to simple question---No child left behind, huh!)---- the children are the hope of the future (lookin' at 'em right now, I hope we HAVE a future!)----every pot has a cover----but I think she's the ONE!---(I know that's what I said the last 6 times!-but, she's different)---I'll say she's different!--that goes out to WaxEater-----Life is just a bowl of cherries (but it ain't long till you're in a jam!)----hey, that's how it goes-----here today, gone tomorrow(or In India do they say the opposite?)----- they grow so fast!!!!---you can lead a horse to water but you can't get him to drink ( or do the backstroke!, No siree!)----every dog has his day (but, isn't that really like 7 days---the lucky dogs----hey do you suppose two dogs ever watch a man walk by and say, Hey, I wonder how old he is in dog years?"----did you ever notice that a dog looks ashamed if you're watching him take a dump (not a hobby of mine, mind you!!) Now, if only my neighbors felt the same...----- so, any way---it's been real----hang loose----take it easy----be good----drive safely-----keep in touch (oh what the hell's his name??!)----- tomorrow's another day----take it slow---- (man, what a relief I'm done with him!)