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Man Beats Peacock He Says Was Vampire-- If I see one more of these damn 'man thinking a peacock's a vampire and killing it' stories, I'll call Dr. Kevorkian!

15 Horror Films Guaranteed to Give You an Incontinent Halloween

1) Aliens vs. Predators
2) Monsters and Predators vs. Aliens
3)Frost-Nixon
4)Roe vs. Wade
5) Michael Myers Meets Jason on Elm Street
6) Nightmare on Elm Street (Alternate title: Freddie and the Dreamers)
7) Abbott and Costello meet The Three Stooges
8) Night of the Living Deadbeats
9) 28 Months and Three Days Later
10) My Mother Was a Teenage Amway Saleslady
11) Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Heckle.
12) Dracula Meets Vlad the Impaler
13) It Came from Beneath the Septic Tank
14) Mother-in-Law of Chuckie
15) Bambi Meets Sasquatch

Sunday, July 1, 2007

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