But I wanna tell ya...

I think I caught a computer virus-- hey, who knows--I caught HELL from my wife for bein' on the thing all the time---- So yeah, I think I gotta computer virus--I can only get up in the morning, very very slowly-- Nobody responds to any of my requests or questions-- I tried to go to the movies but I couldn't get on-line. The only cure?-- You gotta go to the doctor and he asked me if I was having trouble with my hard drive--I said that's kind of a personal question--
I broke down, admitted it--He gave me some Cialys--then after I saw Alice, then I saw Judy, then I saw Lisa-- but that cured my computer virus You ever notice--btw, did Jerry Seinfeld copyright "Did you ever notice"? Dont wanta mooch-- How come if you're a rock n roll band , and you mostly play other people's music, you're what?? a COVER band--but if you tell someone else's joke--you're a THIEF??!!!-- anyway, I digress that we folk who are a bit on in years-- well, yunno someone starts sending us AARP magazine-- we never asked for it--I don't recall filling out a subscription card--it's like you're being notified by some Kafka -esque ministry that -"Congratulations--you're officially OLD!!"-- Oh "I'm sorry I mean Senior Citizen"--woops, that's no longer politically correct-- Retired Person? Mortality Challenged? " Remaining Years Deficicit Disorder?? --and such interesting articles--"The New Look this Year in Checkered Pants, White Shoes and Matching White Belt"-- Should You Floss Your Dentures??--"Faye Dunaway Looks at 70!"--(develop) The point is , if I can remember, is that we AARP types are hopeless on the computers--maybe I'm generalizing!!-- let me narrow it down just a bit--I AM!!
When I have trouble with my computer--it's "get me somebody under 16!!"