Damn!! This Won't Play as Well as Scott Petersen!!"

The mainstream media's wet dream--another PREGNANT WOMAN cruelly murdered--another all-American, nice girl joyously anticipating the birth of her new child--and , THEN, she disappears--a nation stays clung to their remotes to find out about this latest outrage--praying (but half hoping, half expecting her to be found dead)--a week later, alas and alack, she's found dead-- a nation cries copious crocodile tears-- AH, but now we'll get the fiend who could do such a thing--the nation braced itself, ready to pounce without mercy on the man who could commit such an atrocity--her boyfriend is a suspect--probably gonna be another nice-looking All-American boy like Petersen--then the nation finds out the perp is a black man-- instantaneously ready to be unleashed righteous indignation on the Scott Petersen redux, suddenly has to do an abrupt metamorphosis--the accused is a black man--her boyfriend--ugh, she was fucking a black man--this nice white All-American girl--well she had it comin'-- and as for the black man, well, "what a surprise, HEY??"---this story peters out, or should I say Petersen's out! It's got no legs!!
Well, there's always Paris, Lohan, Brittney,...!